In a bizarre crossover event, The Witcher finds himself in a gruesome fight against the undead version of everyone’s favorite Muppet, Kermit the Frog. This unexpected clash takes place in a messy room filled with ketchup bottles, adding an extra layer of chaos to the battle.
As the fight ensues, The Witcher utilizes his unparalleled combat skills, wielding his sword with precision to slice through the zombie frog’s decaying flesh. The stench of rotting amphibian permeates the air as each swing draws ketchup splatters and reveals the rotten insides of Kermit.
Despite the monstrous transformation, Kermit’s iconic voice continues to croak out classic catchphrases, sending shivers down the spines of both The Witcher and readers. The once-jolly puppet is now a fearsome adversary, with an insatiable hunger for blood and chaos.
With every strike, ketchup explodes in all directions, creating a gory spectacle that leaves the room resembling a crime scene. The sticky red liquid makes footing treacherous and adds an element of suspense to the already intense battle.
In a climactic finish, The Witcher manages to sever Kermit’s head, finally silencing his haunting croaks. The room falls deadly silent, the only sound being the drip of ketchup slowly pooling around the lifeless puppet.
As shocking as this showdown may be, it serves as a reminder that even the most beloved characters can take a dark turn. Hashtags: #TheWitcher #ZombieKermit #BloodyBattle #MessyFight #StrangeCrossovers