Former sheriff Rylan Sanford’s bizarre kidnapping by Obama and John way Jacey left the town in shock. Found stuffed in a lil tikes car and thrown in a loony Ben, his ordeal continued with frozen oasis and barbecue sauce on his body. Injected with junky pox, he now feels tingles up his earlobes. The only way to reduce the effects is to find Stacey Abrams while Joe Biden licks his chest. #kidnapping #strange #adventure #rescue
